Cleared for Landing

On your final approach to the stand-up throne what do you do if you overshoot or short the landing. Do you readjust and move forward or backwards, or do you just go from where you stop? I'm not talking about feet, but inches off of the ideal stopping point?

Falling Asleep

I would like to pose this question, "Have you ever sat on the toilet so long that your legs fell asleep?"

I believe this comes from a round toilet seat not giving enough support to one's body.

Palace of Pooh

I was sitting on the throne and I was thinking, "If I'm on the throne, this place needs a new name. How about 'Pooh Palace?'"

I think I can make something that has a negative moniker into something positive and a place where everyone will feel comfortable to visit.

I can see it in lights... "Welcome to the Palace of Pooh"

Quandry

So you just stepped into the bathroom and you noticed that your shoes are untied. Do you tie your shoes? It just doesn't seem right to be that close to the bathroom floor. But then do you want your untied shoes to be on the floor right next to the urinal? You can't say tie your shoes before entering the bathroom because if this was the case you wouldn't have this question.

double dippin'

So I had to "Ghost ride" in the bathroom. I had to pee really bad so I used the urinal. Then I had this urge to drop some bombs. I call it "ghost riding" cuz while the urinal was flushing I was making my way back to the stall area.

Does this happen to anybody?

Zone of Serenity

Question of the day: When approaching the bathroom door, is it okay to ignore people coming out of the women's bathroom? I say as long as I'm within 5ft of the door I don't need to acknowlege anybody's existence.

I agree with tk, there seems to be new toilet paper. It's a little more harsh but not as bad as notebook paper, or leaves.

My question is, why does the Lysol can keep moving? There should be one Lysol can per stall so you don't have to hunt it down when you're about to yak from someone else's "bombing".

I still think there should be a guy, sitting by the sink, giving you soap to wash your hands and paper towels to dry them. Then when nobody is in there he can spray the place down with Lysol.

Washing hands

So when you go to the can to wash your hands, then in the middle of washing your hands you have to take a leak. Do you REALLY need to wash your hands again after you take a leak?

Mystery of the day

How does the urinal tablet holder thing get turned upside down every once in a while? It has to be the cleaning people because nobody else would touch it, but they're pretty careful about cleaning so wouldn't they place it correctly? I don't know.....

Mystery of the day

How does the urinal tablet holder thing get turned around every once in a while? It has to be the cleaning people because nobody else would touch it, but they're pretty careful about cleaning so wouldn't they place it correctly? I don't know.....

Do you turn around?

As you can see, this is still a problem for me.



Here's the layout, urinal on the right, stalls on the left.

You walk in and you see someone at the urinal, so you make the left turn to the stalls, right when you're turning the person flushes. Do you make a u-turn and go to the urinal, or do you keep on going to the stalls even though the urnial is now vacant?

Air Fresheners

So recently they changed the air fresheners in the restroom and I'm not sure what to do. We have Lysol cans on the floor near the toilets and I'm afraid to use them. If I use them as I need it, how do I know the previous person's hands were clean? I didn't like the smell of the previous air freshener, but now I have to touch the can in order to clear the stank. I think we should hire a paper towel/faucet turner/lysol sprayer guy to stand by the door like they have at clubs.

Does Size Matter?

From a guy's point of view, does size matter? I mean it would seem like riding a bike it would be an advantage to be smaller, or wearing a cup, if you're small everything fits inside the cup just fine.

What do you think?

Should I Stay or Should I Go Now

Here was my problem of the day. I walked in and someone was at the only urinal already. Normally I just go into a stall, but as soon as I made the left turn to go to the stall instead of the right turn to go to the urinal he left. Should I have gone back to the urinal or do I still go to a stall even though I only took one step towards the stall?

Thought for today

One of the main design problems with urinals is splashback. It occurs when the stream hits the back wall and splashes all over your pants and even worse, your legs when you wear shorts. What is the best way to prevent this? Where do you aim?