Quandry

So you just stepped into the bathroom and you noticed that your shoes are untied. Do you tie your shoes? It just doesn't seem right to be that close to the bathroom floor. But then do you want your untied shoes to be on the floor right next to the urinal? You can't say tie your shoes before entering the bathroom because if this was the case you wouldn't have this question.

double dippin'

So I had to "Ghost ride" in the bathroom. I had to pee really bad so I used the urinal. Then I had this urge to drop some bombs. I call it "ghost riding" cuz while the urinal was flushing I was making my way back to the stall area.

Does this happen to anybody?

Zone of Serenity

Question of the day: When approaching the bathroom door, is it okay to ignore people coming out of the women's bathroom? I say as long as I'm within 5ft of the door I don't need to acknowlege anybody's existence.